Talk:Lane Guards/@comment-36488374-20180806172439

Really grinds my gears when these bucketheads hop into the same lane as my Fire Nob-Glob. Usually I end up formation changing into my "salty rage" formation as I throw the opponent's deck in the fireplace. They might call it unsportsmanlike or something but 30 damage from my slash usually shuts em up pretty quick. Anyway anyone wanna play me in Dungeon Maulers? I know I don't sound like a good opponent but trust me I won't leave any lanes open for you to put down a Lane Guard if that's what you're worried about. Realistically i'm probably one of the best players in history. I could have been the G.O.A.T. but my dog ate my homework which I accidentally left my only lane guards on top of so there goes my investment. They were full art too so that really sucks but it's ok because I guarded the lane to my bedroom for the week after that so my dog couldn't come near. One day though he whipped out a Heinshr'lki so I Heinshrugged my shoulders and changed into the "running for my life" formation. Hopping over the landing in my house I plummeted 20 feet onto our hardwood floors. Iprobably would have broken something if at that exact moment some Shifting-Sand Hands hadn't grabbed me and flung me so fast I landed in a higher plane of existence. It was a real eye-opener and speaking of eye-openers check out the Instwatch Tyor Carbon 2! Normally $75 this watch has been free for several months now so it could go back to its normal price at any second. This stylish timepiece has a simple and timeless appearance that makes any outfit go that extra mile. Look sharp with the Tyor Carbon 2. https://instwatch.com/products/tyor-carbon-2

With Love,

Rick "Not-A-Scam" Sleezebag Laneguardius IV